Monday, June 07, 2010

Abductee Claims Electricity Can Be Siphoned From Space

flashnews - A man who claims he’s abducted by aliens on a daily basis has discovered a way to score electricity for free.

UFO Phil says he’s been poked and prodded by both “good” and “bad” aliens since 1972.

Each time they’ve given him pointers, most recently how to siphon electricity from outer space.

Phil claims he’s figured out a way to “harness energy straight from the air” to generate electricity.

He plans to eventually “beam” the energy directly into homes so humans can get their power for free.

Phil has always been “frustrated with the high costs of electricity” and wants to help humans save money.

He’s currently building a special lab in Pikes Peak, Colorado, to perform his electrical experiments with the help from kind E.T.s.

Phil says the “good aliens” typically schedule his abductions in advance while the “bad aliens” just “grab” him, which is terrible when he’s in the bathroom.

NOTE: well, it's a nice thought. I swear I've seen this guy before....just can't put my thumb on it. Lon

Update: thanks to a reader who helped refresh my memory - UFO Phil

Abductee Claims Electricity Can Be Siphoned From Space
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